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1/4 of the eggs in this egg carton have had twin yolks. wtf.

So many emails to catch up on!

I wish real life was more like these Harlem Shake videos.

Just paid off my education. It feels awesome.

go here: harlemshakeroulette.com/ ...you're welcome.

I want a small, fun car. What should I get?

Look at these 637 photos of my gf and I: derek.broox.com...ks+kari-brooks/

I love you.

Watching my dog hunt a cat that snuck into our back yard. Both of their techniques are genius.

Just ate cereal for the first time in years... Cinnamon. Toast. Crunch. flickr.com/phot...oox/8474212872/

Happy my-grandma's-birthday!

It kills me every time my hacker friends tweet about finally getting their "twitter archive download" when twitter's had an API for years.

According to these late 50s vintage magazine ads: Beer belongs... enjoy it

It's hard to have video meetings (or work) from my home office when I've lost internet connectivity 25 times today. @MediacomSupport, hailp!

Commence operation: organize desk... eep!

I also wish it was easier to spell the sound that a fart makes.

Feeling incredibly thankful for all of the political geniuses expressing their infinite wisdom on these social networks.

Leftover thai noodle dishes are the best leftovers EVER... except pizza maybe.

Meetings at coffee shops feel awkward when you're not a coffee drinker.

Google Hangout really is great for morning "standup" meetings. Also, it's rad to actually have work to do after weekends again.