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Shaved. My face feels tiny.

Just dug a big ol chunk of glass out of Garth Brooks's foot. He handled it like a champ.

Conlow'd!!!

Three @CornellCollege grads are heads down building @BarackObama's campaign technology as he speaks at our small town, Iowa campus. Proud.

It's a nice day to... start again. Billy Idol is blaring through my earholes this morning.

Wow. That is how you close. Being at Obama Campaign HQ is amazing right now. Nailed it.

Man. I need to find me some of them binders full of women.

That new Die Antwoord video just made my day. Heh.

Shipped dad back off to the east coast. Taking Kari on a date. <3

Stretch Armbroox

Grabbing lunch in the park with dad. It is absolutely beautiful out here.

Trying to hang out with my dad for like the first time in 2 years... My job is not making that very easy.

Welp. Dad didn't really like malort.

Finally able to show my dad the Chicago food, drinks, and sights.

I wish I wouldn't have eaten that energy sheet this evening.

Joe Biden is a hilarious man.

I should really stop working so I can get ready to go to work.

Drinking wine and cokes with @kbroox and some vixen, @bs.

I mean, why not start the night out with a mezcal flight?

Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for queues.