Microblog

This is a collection of 19,820 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.15 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Contrary to popular belief, I bet street surfing on the side of a garbage truck and operating a giant trash crushing lever would be a blast.

Chicago Bound. Today's bus driver is hilarious. Totally didn't expect to hear "please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie" come out of his mouf

It's straight up embarrassing how sore I am after playing broomball Sunday night. I really need to find some physical activity in Chicago.

Trying to take my wife's nose ring out... Just asked the a surgical nurse to borrow some forceps and other surgery tools. I'm going in!

Heading downtown to play some broomball! Excited to run around the ice tonight... I am gonna be terrible.

However my least favorite part of Des Moines is that you can't party here. Driving FTL.

If you're looking to take your git skills to another level, I suggest doing everything COMPLETELY wrong for a while... then try to fix it.

What's the best cocktail bar in Des Moines right now? Americana? ...I'd like to take that @kbroox out for a drink in a couple hours.

Come onnnnn, no whammies getting out if Iowa City! No whammies, no whammies, no whammies!

My creativity skyrockets while I'm travelling. Just came up with a great new way to relive past events. Time for some megabus hacking!

So my bus driver just had to restart the bus because "it doesn't wanna let me put it in drive" ...same bus driver as last week, haha! :(