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Man. I have no idea how to work a TV, hahaha

Beautiful nights in Chicago are beautiful.

Man I love caching... It's like putting racing stripes on my apps.

Wait, did twitter remove the "your tweets retweeted" link? How am I supposed to know when I accidentally say awesome things!?

I just had some amazing vegan food... And wayyyyy too much lemonade.

Straight up just overheard a truck driver say "I have a wiener in my truck if you need it"

To clarify, I think I lost my icy plat fronts. Not my Weber.

Dammit! I think I lost my grill.

I found a turtleneck under my bed! Haha flickr.com/phot...oox/6341570673/

It's a Trip Hop day today. I love Archive.

So I just woke up in the living room... Then, 16 mins later I realized that this amazing house party was just a dream and never existed...

This was a terrible idea. flickr.com/phot...oox/6339843808/

So when the embassy club left 801 grand, they just decided to make the building look like shit at night? What's up with the horrible lights?

7-14-21 is the best worst game in the world.

This bar is straight using winamp!

Things I want tonight. Jethros wings and Hessen Haus... and for you to come hang out.

I think a king sized tempurpedic is about to make its way into our home...

Somebody needs to clean the rotten limes from behind their bar.

"Every piece of jewelry on my body is Tiffany right now" - my wife. Dammit.

What's going on this weekend, Des Moines friends? Let's play.