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Garth Brooks' pantin tongue is in overdrive right now. Not the most comfortable day to walk around Amana.

Meeting family in the Amanas for grandpa's 75th birthday. It is not very cold out!

Grr. Terrible internet is maddening.

Also, Frank Abagnale is sort of my hero right now. A lot more of Catch Me If You Can is more true than I thought... the cool parts anyway.

Who needs alarms when you've got babies in the house?

Grilling in 100 degree weather. Whew. Warm.

Just road tripped to cedar rapids listening to bluegrass the entire way. Not bad.

I really need to update my shorts collection. These giant dickies are giant.

No way! Dudes riding on sprinting ostriches. Definitely the best thing I've seen in a while.

Running camels are pretty hilarious.

Chainsaws are really fun.

Anyone interested in hitting up prairie meadows tonight for the camel and ostrich races???

Turning @dipity into a rich oEmbed provider. Excited to see if it plays nice with WordPress, etc.

Soooo I turn 30, 3 weeks from today.

I really hope that within my lifetime, commercial space travel will be an affordable reality.

Martini time. It's been a long time since nathan, chuck, and I have gone out.

And why do all Walmart shoppers feel the need to bring their entire families with them?

Just asked a Walmart employee where the canning jars were. She said she didn't have time then stomped away. I hate this God forsaken store.

"In the past 30 days, you spent $350.00 on Tattoo. Usually you spend $86" thanks, mint.

Slept like hell and got a super pinched nerve in my neck bone. Definitely too much on my mind lately.