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"Why did they make it so humans have to wipe but dogs don't"

Chicago is crazy today... Drunk people everywhere, bagpipe marching bands rolling through bars, green(er) rivers... Early St Patrick's day.

A wreck on wheat.

I really need a new domain registrar. Calling Wells Fargo to allow "suspicious activity" every time is getting annoying.

Up. Tempted to go check out this green dyed Chicago river.

This has been such a weird club. Dustin converted it to a dubstep party. So brutally hard. Haha. Amazing.

Caffeine is hands down the best drug.

I really wish Google would sync my contacts to my recently flashed phone. If I don't know your number, you will not be hearing from me.

I cannot WAIT to flip the mace switch. flickr.com/phot...oox/5519200358/

Welp. I'll be here for the next 8 hours. State and Division. Come play. flickr.com/phot...oox/5518491651/

Ah, "real cities" ... I always miss your $12 lowball cocktails. Hendricks. Rocks.

Havin a cocktail and eatin sandwiches while dustin gets a quick run in, haha.

A 5 hour drive to chicago just took @djdiverse and I over 13 hours via train, hahaha. So ready for drinks at @detentionChi tonight.

Just crossed into Illinois, ha.

Finally rollin to Chicago... almost 4 hours late.

Train stations... the future. flickr.com/phot...oox/5517863834/

Soo, the train's apparently 3 hours late... guess it's time to start hackin on stuff.

Setting my alarm for the first time in a month... and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be up before the sun is... wtf. This is soooooo so dumb.

Welp. Spose I better pack for this Chicago trip. T minus 8 hours til departure.

Something has completely crippled my home wifi. It is quite annoying.