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Every time I hang out in my DJ buddies' work environments, I think about what they'd do hanging in my software engineering work environment.

I bet a good percentage of the people who dance to "all I do is win" don't actually win all that often.

Aparre is an awful, awful place.

Pleasantly surprised by @BarCampDSM. Back home to do some work before hanging out with friends.

Sitting next to a giant f350 at a light... makes my truck feel like a car.

Alarms on Saturdays: not cool.

And for the record, paper napkins suck shit!

Saying hi to doucheberries then heading home early to hang out with wifey.

WTF have you done to my tweet stream, @kevinswitzer, @ibcheerful, and @lucky33???

Friday plan of attack: work, hang out, go to @barcampdsm party, not get beer dumped on my phone, be awesome.

The good side of me stopped myself from breaking a pint glass over that kid's face... What an annoying end to a good night.

In print! Haha. flickr.com/phot...oox/5228009802/

I sat down to work today and I am ready TO STAND. Meet us out for chuck's birthday tonight. Wellmans west, Bombay bicycle club, etc.

Really wish I had some good beer in this house... just looking at these leftover party high lifes and bud light limes makes me cringe.

Yikes. Just had my second ever OSX kernel panic... both in the last week, while leaving a youtube video paused in chrome.

Everyone go pick up today's issue of juice and look for me in it, haha... or just go here: dmjuice.com/

I am 29.32 years old, I graduated from Riverdale HS 11.53 years ago, graduated from Cornell 7.5 years ago, and have been Married 5.11 years.

Alright guys, stop friending my mom on Facebook.

Dear @gmail, please allow me to mark contact email addresses as "former"

having wings for the 3rd day in a row... but this time they're vegetarian! flickr.com/phot...oox/5221915277/