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I need a cleaning lady. ...and more cash, cars, hos, n blow.

Just learned an awful lot about seo. That was a pretty solid meeting.

I pulled my wife talkin gangsta shit. I don't mind the price of that gangsta shit.

Just dropped my nexus one hard enough to pop the plastic panels off and battery out. Booted right back up. Whew.

I just saw a four Wheeler flying down the side of mlk. Awesome.

Wtf! Who put that olive garden there?

omg. That is hands down the oldest I have ever felt. My ankles are the weakest.

It's been a minute since I've had these on... let's see how they feel. flickr.com/phot...oox/5161560263/

No more bitching about my mac mini speed... just ordered a 7200rpm HD and 4gb ram.

@CholulaHotSauce > @Tabasco

Brushing my teeth for the first time today. Mom would not be proud.

Having a cigar at Rico's. It's so nice out tonight.

Dark at 5pm. The dumbest.

king fantastic is some of the best hip hop I've heard in a while.

Wanna hear something gross? I have a bunch of spider bites on my body that are oozing orange shit.

Excited to roll out of this bed and walk to work in my underwear again.

Welp, season 2 of eastbound and down was pretty solid. Season 3 is too far away...

Apparently some suv just crashed into the front of legends/liars club in a high speed chase...

Winter prep yardwork day... [insert cliche statement about the year flying by here]

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