Microblog

This is a collection of 19,780 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.8 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

As if the post office line isn't awful enough... some chick just strolled in with her wailing baby.

Can't believe I haven't had a chance to play with v3 of the google apps js api until now. Soooo much nicer than v2.

You're an idiot if you don't like putting chips (preferably doritos) in your deli sandwiches.

I really love when the iowa state vet hospital calls and asks how ninja is doing, how my experience was, and for a $500 donation. Assholes.

Trying my hardest to stay awake after another ridiculous weekend with josh... it is not going well.

Welp. We've been to a few bars, stopped by schell's, and broke into (and swam in) the town pool.... s'pose it's time for bed.

Barely been here an hour and my face already hurts from laughing. Chuck just made some couple's blind date super awesome.