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Being in bed with this iPad is awesome... But I should really get this day of productivity started.

Car dead? Call Fred.

BYO Hennessy flickr.com/phot...oox/4651902186/

Heading out for round 2 with the Tia n Craig show. Flying mango, then shisha shack.

Lose your license meow boy flickr.com/phot...oox/4650795456/

Twitter Just told me who all my cheap friends are. ;)

OK, I was totally skeptical at first, but this mothers powerball is amazing.

Babies look weird. Haha, suckers.

Stood at the counter at fongs for 15 minutes and was apparently invisible. 4th st beef's atm is broke. Late night food still blows.

"BTW, my dad gave me $65 to drink tonight" -@lancebenz

Who wants to get supper with me? I hunger!

The kids in my neighborhood are straight up playing oil spill. Their playhouse is the oil rig. Thanks BP!

Foursquare 2010 is about as reliable as twitter 2008. I just wanna check-in!

listen, guys. i put my pants on just like the rest of ya - one leg at the time. ...except, once my pants are on, i make GOLD.

I just made Bacon for the first time. Thanks @DreaArzuaga fir bringing such a foreign food into our home.

Well it only took us til 1am, 1 stop to the hardware store, and a surprise e-brake job... but I've got fancy rotors, pads, e-brakes n wheels

What's all this smoke blowing from northeast Des Moines?

looks like i finally have enough time to take the winter clown shoes off my truck. pullin out the dubs! ...and puttin on my fancy brakes too

ok, srsly guys. my "everything sucks" tweet from earlier was a joke. everything is pretty much awesome and i love it. (sorry @KinsterOnline)

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