Microblog

This is a collection of 19,609 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 17.99 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

looks like a good day to skate to lunch. yeeeah.

woop! just bought my @BigOmaha ticket.

come on apple. i should not have to restart for a browser update.

.... and sometimes Android dictation doesn't work so well, Haha.

Letters are rough especially when you retain water bottle in vagina

I love when Wingert grills, Haha. Not gonna be able to move are Broomball! flickr.com/phot...oox/4532124813/

Chillin at Jeff's. Tim n Eric n grilling.

One of the weirdest steps in a friendship is the step where you all hang out with 1 hand on your balls and the other on your butthole.

What do you know about cutoff Jean shirts with "live to ride" airbrushed on the back? Oh, and add in a white mullet. Inspiration.

Wearing my sheik headware. My mom says it's scaring her. Wtf.

Getting ready to make spring rolls and sushi with Kari and mom... and Nick, haha.

Running around town with mom n Kari.

The amount skim milk that I have consumed this evening is maybe a bit too high. But it is soooo tasty.

Stix it is! Me, jeff, ando, n chuckles.

Trying to figure out where to take jeff. Liars club or Stix?

Why are there 18 Court Ave breweries on @foursquare?

My goodness! I hope I'm as awesome of an engineer when i'm in my 60s as Elton is as musician in his 60s. Probably different. ..but still.

Sit down concerts are so weird! The way Elton is killing it right now, I just wanna rush the stage!