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You ever wonder how much of your brain is wasted on song lyrics?

Welp, wifey wants sushi. (@ Waterfront Seafood Market) foursquare.com/...964a52081ff29e3

amazing story: wired.com/magaz...blanchard/all/1

i can't keep it a secret any longer. jquery is my secret mistress. we're in love... sorry wifey.

How do people display car stickers like this? "Hold my beer n watch this shit" and "My d-max cums whenever you stroke." saw em both this AM.

its a ludacris morning. I definitely wish I was going to the black eyed peas show tonight - just to see him open.

awesome night. wings, video games, beers. now i am sleepy - and will maybe be even sleepier in 7 hours.

Nick, jeff, and I are playing playing goldeneye, on the n64, on the 100" ... it is the best thing ever

'dick kept sayin, "play with me, play with me, play with me"' -wingert... about a video game.

quote from kari's classroom, "ya punk! ya poopy! ya poopy punk!" ...i'm definitely gonna start callin punks, poopy.

huh. apparently that truck key i lost is a $100 key. i hope i find that soon.

knee braces don't fit under skinny jeans very well.

Ugh. My brain was going a million miles an hour all night. Now I am sleepy. I need some change.

my @harper soundboard android app just passed 500 downloads, haha. 76% of those have been uninstalled.

now that the internet is back, i'm having a really hard time getting motivated to work.

Hey mediacom, can I have my internets back please?

RT @kbroox Today I've been punched 3 times, kicked in the shin and the knee cap, spit on and called a bitch. Spring break is definitely over

Someone should patent mobile multitasking, cams with flashes, and wvga devices... ya know, before apple copies...

RT @skaw: what if android itself was an iphone/ipad app. then you could multitask

52 is the new 70.... degrees that is. So nice out!