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Menards has their halloween stuff out already.

Asshole's wife - Photo: bkite.com/0b5PU

Huh. Samardzija and Hoffpauer are down here. I had no idea.

Nice day for a ballgame. - Photo: bkite.com/0b5GI

Cornell alumni event at the icubs game

uninstalling a lot of my pointless android apps. hoping to gain speed.

Stix cam - Photo: bkite.com/0b4GT

One of the floor spiders is here killin the dancefloor. That awesome skinny black dude.

So august 27. Black widow and captain morgan are gonna be at stix.

Stix has the dance floor broadcated on their tvs now, haha. Awesome!

At stix! Come play!

At cullens blacklight party for a minute. It is hilarious. There are actually girls too.

Wow. Quinceaneras are serious, loud business man. Whata production. Now enjoying quietness and a martini at sbrocco.

I think the mexican wizard of oz is MCing. Crazy loud spanish echoing off the walls - and we have no idea where its coming from.

So cullen's havin a party at his apt in ankeny tonight. You guys wanna stop by so I can shit in his tub? ;)

Wow. Quinceaneras are not quiet. Not quiet at all.

Freakin tan skinned people. I can't tell if I'm checking out 15 year olds or 40 year olds. I hope neither.

At my first quinceanera. It looks like it's gonna be pretty crazy.

5 years after buying a house, i start to realize that kari and i's lifestyles arent really condusive to homeownership. We totally need maids

Id really like to meet the genious whou decided every post on my deck needed an 18 brad nail to go along with each deck screw.