Microblog

This is a collection of 19,749 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.58 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

At cullens blacklight party for a minute. It is hilarious. There are actually girls too.

Wow. Quinceaneras are serious, loud business man. Whata production. Now enjoying quietness and a martini at sbrocco.

I think the mexican wizard of oz is MCing. Crazy loud spanish echoing off the walls - and we have no idea where its coming from.

So cullen's havin a party at his apt in ankeny tonight. You guys wanna stop by so I can shit in his tub? ;)

Freakin tan skinned people. I can't tell if I'm checking out 15 year olds or 40 year olds. I hope neither.

5 years after buying a house, i start to realize that kari and i's lifestyles arent really condusive to homeownership. We totally need maids

Id really like to meet the genious whou decided every post on my deck needed an 18 brad nail to go along with each deck screw.