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I think the mexican wizard of oz is MCing. Crazy loud spanish echoing off the walls - and we have no idea where its coming from.

So cullen's havin a party at his apt in ankeny tonight. You guys wanna stop by so I can shit in his tub? ;)

Wow. Quinceaneras are not quiet. Not quiet at all.

Freakin tan skinned people. I can't tell if I'm checking out 15 year olds or 40 year olds. I hope neither.

At my first quinceanera. It looks like it's gonna be pretty crazy.

5 years after buying a house, i start to realize that kari and i's lifestyles arent really condusive to homeownership. We totally need maids

Id really like to meet the genious whou decided every post on my deck needed an 18 brad nail to go along with each deck screw.

fixin a couple work things, then gettin back to my saturday. yard/deck work!

Early night. Fun night. Lots to do tomorrow.

Liars club smells like shit tonight. Like poop shit.

Welp. Liars club it is.

Dinner at cosi cucina with the leeperlands. I think they're here - the host does not.

Testing my new status stuff from brightkite.

Sandwiches!

team meeting!

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Nice chill night with diverse, red, and lindsay. Bout time for bed.

RT @whippltren "You know how I know you're gay? You'd rather watch American Loggers instead of looking at wedding cakes." -Crystal. Agree to

It is not very warm in this beer cooker - Photo: bkite.com/0aZfh

1.2 sheets to the wind. Who's up for 1.8 more?