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Today is gonna be crazy. So much to do in and out of work.

Back home. My friends are awesome. My birthday is awesome.

Sushis! - Photo: bkite.com/0aqgk

You know how your gf or bf has a certain smell? Kari says my smell is armpits.

gettin ready to go meet lots of friends for birthday sushi. pumped.

Having an Iphone has totally changed the way I poop..Ha Ha (via @GERMANation)

en.wikipedia.or...#Notable_alumni

RT @CornellCollege Tarr Hall was originally a women's residence, but in September 1971 became a men's hall. In fall 2009 it becomes co-ed.

i just had a burger topped with cheese, an egg, and a BLT. it was awesome.

Obtaining burger power at red robin

just cooked a frozen pizza and threw it right in the fridge. can't wait to have leftovers after this shower.

i am really tempted to make a pizza and throw it in the fridge. leftover pizza sounds so good right now.

There was no need to stay out til 2 last night. Freakin birthday skate night.

There's not a whole lot better than comin home and slippin your hand under the covers to feel your gf's leg.

Back home. I had like 180 birthday replies that were directed towards kari - but I just ate one of her fake brats and forgot it all. <3 kari

Wish real bad I could burp. And these kids keep playin blowjob betty for birthday. Wtf.... fitting.

RT @djdiverse I'm a Doucher

At good times. First time here. Metal. tequila. Friends. Pitecher. My birthday.

Sorta wish I wouldn't have said my birthday is in 20 minutes

I can draw anything I see. - Photo: bkite.com/0ao45