F the dealer should be called f the derek. I just had 106 drinks
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Playing f the dealer. I just had to drink 40 drinks
no cell service at this cabin... makin a beer/pizza run to prairie douching.
Made a vow to not pee in a toilet all weekend. So far 100%
So far we've burned 2 wasps, a june bug, and some crazy bug. Food chain bitches!
gynocological
detouring for kari's god forsaken bladder
@toeb1 i hate you
car full. on the way to the harpers lodge
@djdiverse awesome. i am jealous
lunch at el rey with kathryn, bob, and kristin
knockin things out at work before headin north for the weekend. stoked.
not having our house on the market... pro: don't have to keep the house spotless. con: the house is not kept spotless.
i wish my hair would stay looking as amazing as it does when i first wake up, ha.
why does osx's usb webcam support suck so bad?
cruisin around ankeny with kari. what a weird town i live in...
gettin supplies for memorial day weekend. ready to get outta town.
whoa! just talked to my buddy katie for like the first time in 5 years. ...also, it is really hot outside.
listening to an awful hip hop cd that kristin brought me back from vegas. awesome.
starving! goin to get some lunch.