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just installed a new ceiling fan in our BR. only got shocked once... gettin ready to go get some dinner and hit up liar's club.

home! happy that there's still some weekend left.

Cruisin down hwy 13. Headin home.

F the dealer should be called f the derek. I just had 106 drinks

Playing f the dealer. I just had to drink 40 drinks

no cell service at this cabin... makin a beer/pizza run to prairie douching.

Made a vow to not pee in a toilet all weekend. So far 100%

So far we've burned 2 wasps, a june bug, and some crazy bug. Food chain bitches!

gynocological

detouring for kari's god forsaken bladder

@toeb1 i hate you

car full. on the way to the harpers lodge

@djdiverse awesome. i am jealous

lunch at el rey with kathryn, bob, and kristin

knockin things out at work before headin north for the weekend. stoked.

not having our house on the market... pro: don't have to keep the house spotless. con: the house is not kept spotless.

i wish my hair would stay looking as amazing as it does when i first wake up, ha.

why does osx's usb webcam support suck so bad?

cruisin around ankeny with kari. what a weird town i live in...

gettin supplies for memorial day weekend. ready to get outta town.