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Another awesome thing that gym locker room dudes do: give themselves little blue steel looks while they pass by mirrors shirtless.

What's the deal with smokers giving absolutely no fucks about littering?

Burt's bees feels a lot better on your lips than it does on your eyeballs

Twitter threads are so weird.

My Uber driver is listening to a playlist called, nonstop sentimental love songs. I am completely sober and really wishing I would've just driven my own damn self.

Got a hankerin for some chicken dinner

This Iowa vs Iowa game is pretty boring

Give em that Iowa D, Sack Master.

Dang, Mac Miller... Queuing up the old Kids mixtape.

I want full frame mirrorless camera hardware with Android camera + Google photos software.

The key to a happy life is to turn everything you encounter into political commentary.

Good intentions followed by summer gluttony, as illustrated by my scale.
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I need to learn how to ignore more events, travel, etc and hang out at home every once in a while. This place is shaping up to be a pretty rad spot to kick it.

Dogs are a pain in the ass, man. I often wonder why we put up with these little assholes.

I am more excited about spearmint scented urinal mats than I am about almost every single recent tech innovation.

Why is watching TV still so goddamned confusing?

Kari is about to lose her shit after buying a bunch of streaming services and not being able to watch the Iowa football game. Guess we better find a bar or somethin.

Good morning, pay day 🤑

Denver is a really great place. My coworkers are super rad. This has been a good week.

I am at a terrible EDM show at Red Rocks with a bunch of coworkers that are 10-15 years younger than me... It is amazing