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I wish I lived in this music video: youtu.be/sGIm0-dQd8M

So I'm at this resort with a lot of fancy restaurants that are all denying me on dress code, lol. I apparently did not pack accordingly.

I have eaten an absurd amount of peppercorns and ghee tonight... I hope this doesn't affect my flight tomorrow.

Won the first round of this season's Broomball playoffs in double overtime, with no subs. Just need 2 more wins! But first: pizza+beer

Given the size of the dudes, I think basketball courts should be at least 1.5 times their current size.

Well, that was the best Iowa hockey game I've seen. It's really fun having the Minnesota Wild farm team here.

Figure skating. Why?

Someone bring me a burrito

I rewatched Inglorious Basterds last night. It was worth it. Brad Pitt is so goddamn funny. Arrivederci.

You might be too old for Snapchat if you can't handle changes within their app

I somehow suckered myself into eating 2 salads today and now I feel like a big pussy.

Floor seats for WWE RAW... I am so confused.

That was a really fun super bowl.

I am watching some dudes mean mug each other while they line dance to "fishing in the dark"

I am drinking a tall boy of Busch light in a country music bar called PBR Country.

I had 2 Uber drivers today that said they were carpenters. One of them was a woman who was a legit furniture carpenter. The other was a dude who apparently thinks drywall and concrete are carpentry.

Is it weird to Uber to an elementary school?

there is no dewski in my house rn and that makes me very sad.

I think Ancient Posse will be the next big band out of Des Moines. Super rad group, with a solid start.