Microblog

After years of paying Mosso->Rackspace->Liquid Web too much money for personal sites, I finally moved all my shit to Digital Ocean and Github pages... 85% cheaper. Better tools. More freedom.

Sometimes all ya need is to escape to the garage, put on some terrible music, crack open a beer, and clean out the cars.

I saw this woman's amazing exhibit in Singapore last year and am v glad to be living in a small city that keeps bringing in such rad art. t.co/FgVET2mhlb

What's a good Kesha song?

I love the risk involved with hacking on home automation stuff late at night while your wife is fast asleep with smart lights and speakers all around her.

HOW DO I BUY THIS? t.co/724HykSu2t

When I joined the gym, I was really not prepared for the amount of dicks and balls that would be flying around the locker room.

I want a Ferrari

If you're in DM and wanna watch a ridiculous sport, my intramural Broomball team is playing the championship game at Brenton Plaza tonight. 7:15!

Kari and I got a little excited and drank all the vodka last night.

Goddamn, I love that touchnice is spinning clubs in DM now. Hip Hop turntablist genius + dance music.

Trying to upload a 35gb file from my shitty home internet and I keep wishing I could just Amazon prime it or something... Maybe the repeal of net neutrality will introduce this service. 🤔

@realDonaldTrump when are you gonna fuck off?

Look at this Tesla semi's rolling start, lol: youtu.be/dOiI0yChkiI

@MediacomSupport haaaailp! t.co/buPQgWF2cb

"Hey buddy, how ya doin?" "Good!" "How's business?" "Not bad. Ready for winter to be over!" "Hey you're not alone there!" "heh" "heh" "heh" "heh" - locker room talk

Apple's HEIC photos make me very angry.

How did I get by without using chrome remote desktop for so long?

Aggressively honking the horn on my car is quite a hilarious event. It is the most "meep meepin" ass horn ever.

Home... I think I'll be fine with not having any fruity drinks for a minute. Though, I am gonna miss the beaches and pools a bit..