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That was a rad day of learning, hacking, eating, and bullshitting with @harper, @ibips, @shingy, and @hiromiusagi.

Chicago friends, I'm in town til Friday. Wanna hang?

Woman at @dsmairport: We're switching to Coke products.
Me: 😱
Her: but we're keeping Mt Dew. People here seem to want that.
Me: 😅 Thank u

Anyone using any good alternatives to @mint? I keep getting burned by @intuit not prioritizing keeping up with bank/integration changes.

I can scream very loud

I've somehow never heard of the Columbus Blue Jackets until today. They've been around for 17 years.

Just watched a football game and our team won, so I'm tweeting about it

"my car payment's like... alot." - this dude says to the girl next to him while waiting for their respective ubers.

My good friend @dollcraftcraig and I are looking for some cow fed steak. Does this exist anywhere?

I am wearing a short sleeved, pink camouflage sweater today because I am a douche.

Ever wonder what your life would be like if you were a hard drug dealer?

All the smart home announcements that have happened in the past few weeks have me giddy, but my wallet is very scared.

I should win a trophy.
I should get a gold medal.

Look at this lil dicked troll that just showed up in the mail. t.co/xEYvlJFek5

A county assessor just showed up at my house after hearing of home improvements. Dammit.

Dear @Lutron, plz make Maestro style motion sensor switches for the caseta line.

The Post Office just made me buy a roll of tape to affix a pre printed mailing label to my package. Wut.

Goddammit, America.

Definitely appreciate the thought behind the protected bike Lanes on Grand Ave, but the design is awful. The car lanes are way too narrow.

The Isiserettes are badass, man.