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I like to think about the lives that are led by the adult baseball fans that bring their baseball gloves to ball games. 🤔

Chicago, we here. Cubs game + Riot Fest + Food + Beer. Let's hang!

My new Fitbit One stopped working after a month of use... They're sending me a new one but I def wish I would've gone with the Nokia Go.

I'm the type of bad dude who stir fries veggies without a shirt on

Goddamn stink bugs, man.

Craig Federighi looks like a goddamn Disney prince

WILL THERE NEVER BE AN IPHONE 9

Android 8.0 seems to have broken the consistent, reliable background location on my pixel and my home automation is not happy about this.

Dang, that was a fun football game.

st8 sux

I wrote about my first experience in SE Asia: derek.broox.com...t-trip-to-asia/

My favorite part of test driving Range Rovers was learning that (aside from the Velar) they're really all just outdated pigs.

Just suggested that Kari test drive the new Range Rover Velar for fun... This was a huge mistake.

"I don't wanna drive a Volvo ... it sounds like a vagina part." - Kari

I'm the type of guy who excitedly books an air bnb for an event and gets the date completely wrong.

Dang. @streetheatdsm was rad as shit. Entirely female headlined. Excited for next year.

Kari: let's go check out that girl DJ!
Me: yea!
...
DJ: I'm just playing Spotify!

Today, I finally parted ways with the shitload of 63 Nova parts that I've been moving around for the past 15 years.

What's the deal with Iowans and Busch light?

"I'm very comfortable with like ... drills ... n screws," this badass dad tells the modular closet sales associate at the container store.