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Jesus... We should be watching the Blackhawks game instead.

amazing honkeytonk

Fuck a cheater, man.

I love watching Arietta pitch.

Finally got my dream tattoo. instagram.com/p/BaZfAYmjc-j/

Construction/landscaping industry standards: we're gonna say that we'll be there at 7am and then just not show up at all.

These are the Cubs we remember. *sad trombone*

This is a boring home run derby.

I am not great at yoga.

That goddamn Sasquatch

I think Justin Turner is an actual Sasquatch

jesuschrist

Some Chicagoan just yelled, "I'mma fuck you up!" and threw a water bottle at me like a grenade... I regret not acting like it blew me up.

That was a fantastic game 5.

Go cubs

This is beautiful: Man led troopers on chase because 'it was on his bucket list' kcci.com/articl...t-list/12836693

Aroldis Chapman is a badass. A badass that I do not like.

Go Cleveland

Just got to drive my buddy's Stanford Camry with autopilot around in Chicago traffic. That shit is impressive.

Verifying myself: I am broox on Keybase.io. khc4_2NjY1VJX9JReQOourB-oKySHXAgrzzw / keybase.io/broo...rB-oKySHXAgrzzw