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WILL THERE NEVER BE AN IPHONE 9

Android 8.0 seems to have broken the consistent, reliable background location on my pixel and my home automation is not happy about this.

Dang, that was a fun football game.

st8 sux

I wrote about my first experience in SE Asia: derek.broox.com...t-trip-to-asia/

My favorite part of test driving Range Rovers was learning that (aside from the Velar) they're really all just outdated pigs.

Just suggested that Kari test drive the new Range Rover Velar for fun... This was a huge mistake.

"I don't wanna drive a Volvo ... it sounds like a vagina part." - Kari

I'm the type of guy who excitedly books an air bnb for an event and gets the date completely wrong.

Dang. @streetheatdsm was rad as shit. Entirely female headlined. Excited for next year.

Kari: let's go check out that girl DJ!
Me: yea!
...
DJ: I'm just playing Spotify!

Today, I finally parted ways with the shitload of 63 Nova parts that I've been moving around for the past 15 years.

What's the deal with Iowans and Busch light?

"I'm very comfortable with like ... drills ... n screws," this badass dad tells the modular closet sales associate at the container store.

I've been playing with @home_assistant for the past week and honestly haven't been this excited about home automation in a long time.

WHY ARE THESE DUDES WALKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CROSSWALK t.co/c6uA2UI6iQ

Order custom front door, wait a few weeks, find out it's the wrong color when you go to install it... Par for the course.

Is Siri still a thing?

Just hung a 60" fan in a 12x12 room... Maybe overkill.

My house is sending me daily Facebook messages sayin, "Testicles, 1, 2" cause I forgot to delete a home automation test script the other day