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"we're two and O. and we're looking really good for 3 and O" "Suck it, Iowa!" - tug fest quotes

Hello, Quad Cities. Let's hang at Tug Fest.

Some girl yesterday, "doooooope car man. Do you smoke?" A dude today, "that mofuckin car nice ... need any weed or oxys?" .. wtf is going on

Just did a spin class with a bunch of women that kicked the shit out of me. #weakboi

This weekend I'll be heading back home for the always amazing Tug Fest. Iowa (tugfest.com) vs Illinois (tugfest.org)

In the past week I turned 36, joined a gym, and scheduled my first doctor's appointment in 18 years... not really sure how I feel about this

open Venmo, scan this code, send money, be happy. t.co/0o6FMtJ9U8

My APR tuned VW GTI just rolled over 50,000 miles. She doesn't get the love she deserves anymore... putting her up for sale tomorrow. 😢

These are really good autocomplete suggestions. 🤔🤔🤔 t.co/Bro0tvHNrS

Has Game of Thrones on HBO Now looked like shit for anyone else this season? I'd like to blame Mediacom, but my connection seems solid.

I think I traded in my jetlag for partylag

I'm looking for sublimation tighty whities. Plz help. It's my birthday.

Tonight at 8pm we're having a pizza party for my birthday. Plz come!

I think I would be a much happier person if I traded my house in for a Ferrari. 🤔

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Just scheduled a doctor appt and the receptionist asked if my address was still Mount Vernon, IA. Apparently my last Dr appt was in college.

feelin laggy 😴😴😴

Ahhhh. dewski, taco pizza, craft beer, own bed, own shower, and @kbroox... It's good to be home.

Back in the U.S. t.co/cDu2oAURRx

Iowa, I'm comin home.