Currently arguing with Kari about which shitty fast food chain is better. Wendy's 🍔 or Panera 🥖
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This is a collection of 19,879 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.63 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
i hate/love home automation
Showed my financial advisor something on my phone after it "smartly" made my wallpaper the artwork of the last track I listened to... 🤦♂️ t.co/mrhceSn7ip
My normal $7 Uber ride is currently $65...
ok, now let's go buy some more fast cars ... my mans!
THIS IS SO EXCITING
Getting really close to pushing the buy button on this big fight tonight.
Goddamn, I love driving my car.
Alright, Kari's outta town for the next ~36 hours. Who wants to help me either build a handrail or trash my house?
Aaand my league of playing volleyball for the first time since H.S. gym class comes to a close. We we're not great, but we all had a blast.
Misread my gym's yoga schedule and accidentally just went to a barre class, lol.
This.
The best part of the eclipse is honestly all the inappropriate videos that are bouncing around.
It seems dimmer outside than normal. bad ass
An entire night of thunderstorms + 1 neurotic dog = no sleep for anybody in the house. 💤💤💤
Tattoo time
2 years ago today I joined PayPal/Braintree with this awesome group of folks. t.co/5qCyRGkt5v
Griz puts on a super fun show.
PSA: Gucci Mane is not good live