Kari just came into my office, pointed a knife at me and said, “you’re not doing a very good job taking care of my needs. I need you to make me a drink!”
And then she said, “don’t tweet that!”
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Kari just came into my office, pointed a knife at me and said, “you’re not doing a very good job taking care of my needs. I need you to make me a drink!”
And then she said, “don’t tweet that!”
thanks
I just learned that McJagger’s name is not spelled like McJagger.
The problem with wearing stretchy-ass, comfy diesel pants all the time is not having immediate feedback about how fat you’re getting.
Just tried to put on some raw denim jeans and died.
This Andre 3000 album makes me wanna get a massage
I am a very sleepy man with a very sleepy plan
Thinking about the old Netscape Navigator web browser, and how people used to call it, “Nutscrape.”
What a time to be alive.
Just realized that today is my 1-year anniversary of being employed again.
Free boi summer was such a tease.
I miss it, but learning and building and gettin paid is pretty cool too.
Casinos are weird, depressing places, man.
Driving down gravel roads with some old buds and blaring enigma - return to innocence.
i hope everyone had a nice chill local election day and makes the most of this holiday season... cause next year is gonna get gnarly af.
Ah, the end of daylight savings… commence: depression season.
NUM BER ONE! NUM BER ONE! NUM BER ONE! twitter.com/Mor...761223963570582
I really wanna create a microblogging app that allows me to post a status update to threads... and then posts a TWEET that’s simply a link back to the threads post, hahah.
I think this is the only reasonable way to use the twitter API as a consumer right now.
God, my ADHD has been brutal lately.
Focus on all the wrong things: ✅
i'm in a group chat, where i'm the sole iphone user amongst a handful of androids.
i keep missing messages and having send failures; i assume because apple refuses to adopt RCS. so, i suggested we move to another service and one of them said, "get a phone that works."
If you’re ever thinking about getting a dog… don’t.
I MISSED THE @CROCS COWBOY BOOT DROP
I am a very sick man and that is annoying.
Kari and I are celebrating our 18th anniversary today. Eighteen! Our little baby marriage is all grown up now. BARELY LEGAL.
derek.broox.com...oks,kari-brooks