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Are you drinking a big slam?
- my judgy wife

Anyone else sing that @BigBoi lyric every time you look at the clock and it says 8:08?

Computers are not our friends.

Headin to Northern Wisconsin to kick it for the weekend.

@kbroox is the absolute best.

“The fun never ends here in Windsor Heights!”

So like, is “X” the verb now?
Are we X’ing?
Posting X’s?
Re-X’ing?

This rebrand so stupid, lol

Are y’all able to download yer Twitter archives? Every time I try, I just never get the MFA code that I need to do so.

I am very excited to be in my own bed right now

Chicago, I’m comin.

“Is that your bronco?” “Yea”
“You got a girlfriend?” “Yea”
“Well, hit me up when your single!” “lol, ok”

Man, the twin cities are so damned cool. Every time I visit, I am more tempted to move north.

I just saw Beyoncé perform and holy shit.

I did not expect to have the emotional reaction that I had during her opening tracks. That woman is the real deal.

What an incredible show.

Sitting on a bluff overlooking the raccoon river at midnight.

Haze over the cornfields on the horizon. Big Dipper above.

The only sounds are the white noise from the stream, the crickets, frogs, and the occasional owl.

Just saw a dude with an ankle tracker walking a Harley down the sidewalk on MLK, lol.

Seems legit.

I just spelled the word, “know” like “knogh”

…I am flabbergasted by that typo.

My Bronco has officially passed the 1,000 mile break-in. No more baby footin around for this guy.

I just bought a Busch light. It fuckin sucks.

Well @8035 day 1 certainly didn’t disappoint. Ramona was fun as shit, Deerhoof was loud af, Tayls partied hard, Sudan Archives was v talented, and Ric Wilson sounded incredible. The highlight though, was seeing Maxilla Blue back on stage. I had forgotten how good those shows are.

Sometimes air travel feels like magic. Others times, it makes you wonder wtf you’re doing with your life.

This 32 hour trip home from Boston was definitely the latter.

Whew.
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