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Foldable phones… Why?

I ordered food from Jimmy John’s about 5 mins ago and then apparently just went on lunchtime autopilot because I just checked the microwave for it…

It was not there.

Got ghosted by a dude that I hired to clean some dead limbs out of our giant pine tree.

Decided to climb the damn thing and do it myself, which was a bit sketchy, but i got it done and felt victorious until I discovered globs of sap all in my hairs. lolcry.

Woke up early and drove 2 cars to Grimes to drop one off for a windshield replacement… only to find that they deleted our reservation and don’t have our windshield in stock. Great.

get fat, die young.

The dude in line behind me at the sandwich shop keeps pronouncing turkey breast “turkey breest” and no one knows wtf he wants.

Riff Raff and Khalifa made a song about the tweet that I’ve had pinned for years. twitter.com/JOD...414793964716034

Madison farmers market: many cheeses, breads, syrups, and a woman who dropped her pistol on the street and casually picked it up like it was a cell phone.

I am at an old steak house that has escargot, frog legs, venison, rabbit and walleye on the menu.

I think I’ve been to more states this year than I have in any other year. 13, so far.

Welp, see ya later.

Madison, I’m coming.

Greg Ginn always looks like he has bedhead. Also, seeing Black Flag is fun.

The Ozark National forest is beautiful.

I hate to say it, but Missouri and Arkansas both seem to have quite a bit more to offer than Iowa.

Just pulled up to a @kumandgo and they shut all the pumps off. Thanks, @Maverik!

Turned my 2-door Wrangler into a 1-person camper to do some off-roading and dispersed camping in the Ozark National Forest this weekend.

Headin South!

Sometimes you get the opportunity to meet an incredible local family and watch them grow. You may not be close, but you see them at the good events and recognize that they’re beautiful people.

holy SHIT, I damn near broke even on my tax return this year!!! 🙌🙏🍆

WHY IS IT SNOWING

Remember when Elon Musk said that Tesla was gonna build that pinewood derby ass lookin truck with the bulletproof windows?

In high school, one of my buddies showed up to school with super dirty knees, and for a while, everyone called him, “dirty knees.”

I think about this often.