Selfie sticks also make fantastic air guitars.
Microblog
This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.
Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.
RUEBEN... EGG ROLLS.
Shout out to all my homies in the 4am think club!
Kari and I just ran through this fancy restaurant like Tasmanian Devils.
Taxes... lol
I love to speaking English
Iowans love to doing the crosswalk scoot.
The internet sucks
Just saw a dude wearing a fancy tesla jacket. I wonder if he drives a tesla.
After months of confusion, I have pretty much become an IRA conversion PRO.
Kari Brooks knows how to throw a party
Poppin hunks of mozzarella cheese into my mouth like popcorn. It's the weekend.
Watching my house's lights dim with the bass. 😀😂😀😂
I can't figure out how to add cuss words to this censored Push T album
I am a wall killing MACHINE
Just bought a shovel that had candy taped to it...
Stop using abbreviations.
It's pretty surprising/awesome how much wildlife wanders through our new yard... that is several miles closer to downtown than our last yard
Morning commute driving is weird
I need more hours in these days