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Yesterday, I was stoked about T-Mobile rolling out LTE in Des Moines. Today, I am stoked about T-Mobile not working at all in Des Moines.

Pro tip: Do user testing. Watch unbiased, new people try to use your app. Laugh. Cry. Make it better.

My VW engine seemingly just became an inline 3...

Tried furniture shopping and wound up reading about Charles Eames...

Did T-Mobile give us LTE in Des Moines for Christmas?

Just sittin here, working with @CLINT t.co/44wWTaStX5

Roads closed in Des Moines due to flooding... in December

Just ordered a dumpster

I have probably wasted 1,000 steps pacing around my house furiously searching for my Fitbit

Taking a break from house demolition for some fancy brunch at Centro... Looking slightly outta place in my dirty ass construction attire.

THUNDERSTORMS IN DECEMBERRRRRRRR

Is it true that French babes don't shave their pits?

People who work for the TSA, how do you live with yourselves?

Sad to be leaving Chicago. Excited to hang out with that @kbroox and work on that new house.

The hardest part of working out of merchandise mart this week has been walking past all the insane home decor stores... Want. Want. Want.

Last night I had a black truffle beer and a foie gras snickers bar. Today, I am dealing with being a giant douche.

Oh man. Late night at the office.

I apparently look super Jewish

The best part about catered lunch as a job perk is really just not having to decide wtf to eat

Everyone I ran into who speaks Hindi tonight pointed out that the shirt I was wearing said "death" in Hindi.