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"So, is the guy who recovers a muffed punt a muff ... diver?" ... Post thanksgiving football watching and home brewing has begun

Now what

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GOBBLE. GOBBLE.

I AM IN THE QUAD CITY AREA

The only way to get nationwide coverage with T-Mobile is to pair your phone with a hotspot from another carrier... PS @yourKarma is magical.

Pro tip: don't let your wife talk you into buying super tight jeans while day drinking. Your fat butt will not enjoy wearing them later.

Yesterday when doing a walkthrough of the house we're buying we saw a rafter of turkeys in the yard and a buck in the hood. Such a cool spot

Just tried to give myself a pedicure with that pumice stone thing, but apparently got too excited and scraped until my feet bled #Exfoliated

ARE YA READY FOR SOME BROOMBALLLLLLL

I love taxi/uber talk.

blasé blasé

Hobby: dressing like the biggest asshole ever when shopping for fancy things.

i don't remember pizza rolls being this terrible...

When DJ Eight Ten is spinning records at a party, you should always go. So much fun.

HOLY FUCK IT'S SNOWING

What are the good Philips hue apps?

Nest should sell a supplemental temperature sensor to be smart about simply circulating air in multi-story homes.

Hey guys! What's goin on? I'm just sittin around ... kinda twitching and wishing I hadn't drank 16,000 red bulls today

My house sounds like a club.