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Am I the only one who thinks jsx syntax is disgusting?

Brooks' Dead End Ranch bit.ly/1XSw8py

Somewhere on the internet there's a service that tweets for me whenever I blog... I have no idea where it is, how it works, or how it auths.

Helloooo, Chicago! It's been a minute. I have missed you.

My neighbors rake up the twigs that fall off of my tree and into their yards and throw them back into my yard. lol

Old dudes kicked the shit outta me and my buddy at foosball all night long tonight... Man...

Queue Iowa state fans saying Iowa state football things...

Yell words of encouragement to your favorite sports team through the tv. They will hear it and probably win.

Walking away from a happy hour to work on the new house... See ya later DM social life!

I really wish I would not have put deodorant in my eyeball this morning.

Kari and I are about to have a pizza party in our new place. Wanna come over?

Just tried to use the pause button on my apple keyboard to pause my turntable... Didn't work.

My Mediacom modem broke, but I can still stream analog vinyl through Sonos and get internet through Karma... When will cable companies die?

EGGS ARE THE SHIT

Just did a final walkthrough of the house we're buyin. Tomorrow, it's ours!

I sure do appreciate that @TiffanyAndCo sends me catalogs this time of year... and that @kbroox opens my mail... and bookmarks $5,000 rings.

Who the shit is Alexander Halim?

Whew. Pick up Broomball is so much fun.

Just drove an M4... It was pretty cool.

Man. Inside-out is wiggity wiggity wiggity wack