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Just asked an ATM for $100... It game me 20 five dollar bills.

Ugh... Touch ID does not work through morphsuits.

I am standing in a line of people waiting for a casey's breakfast pizza to come out of the oven. Iowa stuff.

"I wish that guy would stop being so selfish and just let us buy his house!" - Kari, about a house that's not for sale

Me: I'm working from home and my internet is down.
Mediacom: hmm, looks like your modem is offline. We'll take a look next week.

Laid down for a nap, almost asleep, and the neighbor kid starts playing the God forsaken Star Spangled Banner outside on his oboe.

And for my next trick: I'm going to stop doing all of the things... (the fomo struggle is real)

This is my mantra t.co/jhvcmzaAdm

Crab Rangoon pizza for breakfast!!!

Dear social internet, please give us the ability to unfollow topics.

The divide of my friends watching political debates, baseball, or not giving AF is fun

M2 or M4?

Holy shit, Cubs.

Levi just straight up caught a fly with some chop sticks

KEVI'S IN TOWN

Ubering to work... and not quite sure how I feel about it. Kinda happy. Kinda gross.

Give me all the umeboshi onigiris

Raise your hands if you have a car and a bar tab open 20 miles away from your current location. 🙌🏻

People I wish I had with me right now: Kevin Switzer, Josh Lueck, Jeff Wingert.

Mount Vernon, Iowa