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Yo @FightingBurrito, your broken website is making it hard for us to order fighting burritos!!!

Des Moines drivers are not good at understanding cyclists and pedestrians.

I just bought another house, lol

Kari's parents brought us out to celebrate our 10th anniversary, drink Hennessy and eat sushi with tempura fried snickers. TEMPURA SNICKERS.

Just saw a dude walking through downtown with an axe hanging out of his coat.

what's the deal with bread getting so damn hot after like 1 second in the microwave?

"Ok, well I wanna start with a pizza, then get cavatelli, wedding cake and tiramisu.. with whiskey" - Kari's anniversary dinner plans

Let it be known that on this day, a red headed Asian child was born unto us. Congrats Tia and Craig!

"We're open til close" - the coolest restaurants

I just ordered a football jersey, lol ... A football jersey.

Random anniversary fact: Kari and I never bought a single one of our professionally taken wedding photos.

ONE DECADE MARRIED TO @KBROOX! #BestWomanInTheUniverse #Awesome #Married #Winners #TenTimeAnniversaryWorldChampions t.co/yNkySUa4EK

I want a donut. Now.

Hoverboardin, G t.co/M2GHvjT9s5

Cubs gonna Cub.

Listening to a playlist of Rob Zombie and Michael Jackson after watching random interviews with each of them this morning. Thanks, internet

This new Beach House album is doing better a great job of keeping me sane... Also, I hope @ericwareheim produces a video for it.

All I want is a ranch home with a 4 car garage, a walkout basement, and a fenced in backyard in the city... Why is this so hard to find?

Wow, this new @waze iOS app is super nice. It kinda makes their app not look like a toy anymore.

"Sometimes I wish I was a chick so I could dress dirty and dance really weird" says my dirty ass friend dancing super weird in this club.