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I wanna name our next dog Sergeant Slaughter... What kinda dog should it be?

Last night I learned that sour beers surprisingly go really well with cigars.

Uber is the most beautiful thing that's happened to this public transportation wasteland of Des Moines, Iowa.

This big ol team of mine could use some really big rings

These tight-assed Nudie jeans were NOT made for bikin.

"I like your shir- oh jiminy! Cover up the top! Where'd you get that? You get it for a dollar? From someone who hates you?" - Walgreens lady

As weird as this sounds, Google Keep coming to iOS may have just pushed me over the edge to buy the iPhone 6S over the Nexus 5X.

Garth Brooks is a real asshole in the morning.

Just installed a new faucet on my bathroom sink that doesn't ever shut the water off. 💧💸🙌

Just made my first homemade Ethiopian dish. Next step: learn how to make injera.

Let's say someone wanted to buy a 1963 Chevy II Convertible... How would they go about finding that?

I cannot handle the phrase, "Mastered for iTunes"

Just got some AIAIAI TMA-2 headphones in the mail to replace my busted TMA-1s. I have missed these things so much.

Riot Fest 2015 bit.ly/1PmidQq

I bought a local hip hop artist's CD this weekend... I have no idea how to listen to it in my house.

When you ride your bike to go pick up your car and your car won't start...

Kari and I are laying in bed with a box of pizza between us... eating pizza

Diverse is a musical genius.

Remember when rappers were actual badasses?

The amount of sleep I am about to get is not going to be enough.