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This is my favorite picture of @kbroox t.co/KatpTTwXRb

I am at a hilarious house party where 95% of the people are teachers.

Hollow core doors in public places... smh

I just reported an issue in Google's Android Pay app and got a call from a real, live, human Google support rep 10 seconds later. 😮

PAPAYAAAA SALAAAAD - my mouth right now

I haven't figured out why iOS 9 is cool yet.

Today I am going to get chiropracted, massaged, and tattooed...
My body is ready.

I probably should not have drank that liter of green tea earlier.

House hunting as a single dude is a lot simpler than house hunting as a married dude.

Companies should start hiring full-time P.E. teachers and offer P.E. classes as a perk.

Apparently when you get invited to have a beer with some beer reps, it's poor taste to order a beer made by one of their competitors...

The Iowa department of transportation has just been killing it lately! t.co/AISmqYSrOx

I really need to get a better point-n-shoot for concerts... or I need to start getting press passes so I can bring my DSLR in.

Self made hundredaire

It's super fun when bands try to figure out which side of the crowd is louder.

Just died after seeing Billy idol perform white wedding live.

You have a tattoo of me on your arm, so I'm gonna come down there and make out with you. - Gwen Stefani

The crowd difference between Lollapalooza and Riot Fest is astounding.

Waze is telling me I can go 110 miles in 40 minutes...
🚗💨

This girl just said, "that's what she said!" to another girl that literally said ... that ... in 2015.