My favorite part about calling the IRS is listening to their repetitive hold music for an hour.
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I really thought that 2019 was gonna be the year that I'd get to kick back and hang out more... Now shooting for 20… t.co/ZNOQ07QjR3
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The cameras on this iPhone 11 pro are so damned tempting.
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One time, when I was a kid, I was doing something to really piss my dad off. In a fit of rage, he yelled, "Derek! E… t.co/oQMWmzJTkT
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This new Post Malone album is way too whiny boy for me.
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That feeling when you realize that all of your weekends are booked for the next 2 months. t.co/YVH9BKtASe
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Gene Simmons is a BEAST, man. 70 years old and rocking so goddamned hard.
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Last Christmas Eve, Kari, her parents, my mom, Rod, and I all drank a bottle of Templeton rye and bought tickets to… t.co/xYluBs4h4J
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I accidentally just dine & dashed because I'm an airhead. Waitress straight up chased me down while I was walking to my car. 🤦♂️
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Ever order something from Amazon and they say it'll be there in 2 days, but it doesn't arrive, so you check your or… t.co/NMAjDLtJJN
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