Microblog

This is a collection of 19,507 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 17.39 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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Kari is over here trying to tell me that I have boujee taste and I think she is wrong. Am I a boujee boy?

I am at a hockey game and just saw a guy get a penalty for embellishment after getting tripped. I love this so much. Can we add it to lil baby boy soccer and basketball now?

a lot of times when i'm drinking water, that good vibrations song by marky mark and the funky bunch plays in my head. but i substitute vibration for hydration.

Today, I got a massage where the therapist started increasingly applying pressure and told me to “say when.”

I held out like I was getting freshly grated Parmesan all over my Italian dinner.

She kicked my ass.

Before President James Polk went to bed on Dec. 28, 1846, he dipped his quill pen in ink and wrote in his diary: “Nothing much happened today.”

That’s the day he signed a bill admitting Iowa as the 29th state in the Union.

My 20 year old php site is still up and way more performant and stable than my modern(ish) vue + node frontend backed by a python REST API. All hitting the same MySQL DB that I’ve been maintaining since college.

The first NBA game was played at the Wharton Field House in Moline, Illinois. The Denver Nuggets vs the Tri-City Blackhawks - now the Atlanta Hawks. The Blackhawks won.

An old woman just got up from the bar at this brunch spot and had her own barstool seat cushion that she picked up and took with her.
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Learned about 2 separate people that I love being diagnosed with aggressive cancers today…

I hate that shit.

I bent over to pick something up at the drag brunch and a woman gave me a dollar. Oh yeah baby. Fist bump dot gif.