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Overtime hockey baby

Why do Toto Washlets always smell like burnt hair?

One of my neighbors is hosing off his driveway in an attempt to melt the ice off of it. Interesting strategy.

Pretty sure that my home is the largest contributor to my stress… and I don’t think that’s how homes are supposed to work.

They’re supposed to be comfy n shit, right?

Is America becoming great again?

My first drinks of the year: vodka dewsk, pilsner, malört, bloody mary.

shirts are crazy, your body goes in one hole and out 3

I did my first dry January, which is probably the longest dry stint that I've had in half my life. I also cut out gluten and wrote about both.

derek.broox.com...uten-no-alcohol

Don’t forget to jerk your knees

There’s no better alarm than the sound of your dog puking. 🤢🫠

i recently rebuilt my blog and then blogged about my blog on my blog. so here's the blog: derek.broox.com...x-com-2001-2025

The state of our country is really angering me today. I dunno why today. But I am needing a lot of very loud metal.

I would really love to see Elon Musk get punched in the face

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

The endless phone ringing on the last track of the Balloonerism album is pretty heavy.

I’m starting to think that the camo hat that I ordered from the Harris Walz campaign isn’t coming.

I decided to try cutting gluten and alcohol from my diet for the month of January. Halfway through the month, being alcohol-free is much easier than being gluten-free… but I’ve not really noticed any changes in my body or mind state.

We’ll see how the rest of the month goes.

I got some walnut and built some speaker stands for my desk.

derek.broox.com...-speaker-stands

Just played my first game of Broomall in a year… My team won and I scored all of our goals. Oh yeah, baby.

Has anyone ever fucked up as hard as SONOS has?