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• This country is fucked posted 3 weeks ago - 2 comments

• My mayor finally put in a mask mandate... and I cannot wait to see how our brilliant governor responds. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

• @TheOnion That doesn’t look like a Mississippi River... IDIOTS posted 3 weeks ago - reply

• Propaganda is a hell of a drug. posted 4 weeks ago - reply

• @harper t.co/TqXgMYUE8W posted 4 weeks ago - 1 comment

• @iandees cc @_kirps @MaxOnTheTrack posted 4 weeks ago - 1 comment

• Once we get past covid, I imagine a bunch of hugs n high fives... but I also imagine a bunch of pent-up energy turn… t.co/C4WEeuFdOe posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

• My mother-in-law bought me a Gucci Mane album for my 39th birthday, lol. t.co/HTrIM2kqFk posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

• @arkmashton I’m excited that my July 5, Room and Board order will be delivered in a week posted 1 month ago - reply

• @MPilonn PTL posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

• I didn't expect to be listening to the Deftones today. posted 1 month ago - reply

• Biden is such a weirdo... but man, he is a great human. That was a good speech. It was fun to see him get all riled up. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

• Just jumped into the pool with my phone in my pocket. And now I'm tweetin. The future is awesome. posted 1 month ago - reply

• It’s important to tell people, “morning” in the morning so that you can be sure that they know it’s the morning. posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

• @danielpearson @mg concrete* posted 1 month ago - reply

• @realDonaldTrump You really are a little whiny boy bitch. posted 1 month ago - reply

• It sure is refreshing to hear from real, American leaders this week. posted 1 month ago - reply

• @RIOzay t.co/tuZ6wQ7Rve posted 1 month ago - reply

• In college, @harper and I had competing websites that allowed people to make and download wallpapers to their flip… t.co/K1cYFhToaN posted 1 month ago - reply

• Today, I’ve been at PayPal for 5 years, which means that I earned a month long sabbatical... in a time where there‘… t.co/U9eaAjFEgw posted 1 month ago - 8 comments