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OMGGGG THERE IS CRUSHED RED PEPPER IN MY EYEBALLS

I wish you could archive bits of a person's metadata in google contacts. Particularly old email addresses, phone numbers, and addresses.

And just like that, @smartthings updates their apps and devices, ha. The new stuff looks promising! I hope the platform can back it up.

I'm starting to think that @smartthings might not actually be that smart at all.

Just typed `sudo su` and my mouth immediately started watering for a @TGBrews Psuedo Sue. #beernerd

This new Miley Cyrus album 😵

Go here: paypal.me/broox/10000

"Life's not too SHORT. You're just dead for so LONG" - this dude's badass No Fear shirt

I want that new nest! but can't justify upgrading a damn thermostat display... Maybe I'll just buy a new house with outdated thermostats.

I'm not sure what to do with my hands

Pretty sure something huge just blew up in my neighborhood.

Green machines and wet jets. Party hosts' best friends.

"One of the greatest trilogies of all time" - @reddhed, on the mighty ducks

People in their thirties are super weird. Like, super, super weird.

Come to my house! Bonfire, foosball, hammerschlagen, music, food, beer.

Grill's lit, good friends are here, and I've got Exile IPA on tap in my house.

Just got a handwritten letter in the mail from the president

... of @CornellCollege!

Ordered a pair of headphones that were just delivered in a box the size of my torso...

Driving around with the moonroof open, blaring pantera. My 17 year old self would be proud.

omg. I hate fluorescent lighting