Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.65 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

Foosball tables are not light.

This is an actual trophy that was awarded to the winner of Iowa's biggest inner state college football rivalry. t.co/8FrpMzDD23

That tax advisor certainly seemed surprised to see me walk in with a hat that said DEATH across it.

Chorizo soaked sweet potato fries for breakfast... ohhhhhhh yea.

I regret not taking a 1st day of work chalkboard pic on my doorstep last week.

I never thought it'd happen to me... but my AIAIAI TMA-1 headband just snapped into 2 pieces 😭😭😭 /cc @CLINT @brianholcomb @AIAIAItweet

The MidCoast Road Rally 2015 is on October 3rd! If you're into cars, you should join me at this event! eepurl.com/bwWck5

JUST BURPED.

I've missed Des Moines flic.kr/p/xpQUsS

Kari and I are going out in DM tonight to do a little celebratin. You should meet up with us!

Aaaahhh, my first full Saturday at home in 2 months. WHAT SHOULD I DO

Bored and buying terrible grandpa fit-over sunglasses at the airport... This plane needs to start boarding stat.

ORD to DSM. I cannot wait to be home for a couple weeks. flic.kr/p/xng4Cg

Anyone of you Chicago folks wanna get dinner tonight??? I've got a late flight outta town and no plans

I think we just invented LED grillz for yo teeth at @modest

Watching the world burn t.co/ImaJJFHyq6

omg. Leftover sausage @RootsPizza for breakfast. :insert animated facemelt emoji: