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Hey @untappd, you should do word clouds with the reviews on each of your beers.

Q: Are children's feet just 1 giant fused bone that hasn't separated yet? Cause that's what it sounds like when they run through houses.

soho. smh.

I never really feel old, until I find myself at Lollapalooza listening to DJ Snake next to a zitty, brace faced chick smoking a one hitter.

Chicago, I'm comin.

Mom just brought out a trunk full of my writings from elementary school. So awesome.

Hey, Quad Cities!

8 years later, I just stumbled back upon @stevenf's old spamusement comics. Thanks for keeping these online! *dying*

My wife cannot handle it when I work from home and talk about dicts on conference calls.

Turtle Thursdays at @modest are the BEST

Help, I am addicted to sodastream.

ATTENTION: my birthday is in 1 week.

Maine bit.ly/1GYh9Ml

@aaronykng i'd love to see some sort of more accessible dimmer next to each group of lights in @ChromaForHue! also, this is such a great app

man, it's just what the doctor ordered.
it's so sweet, it makes my mouth water.
IIIIIII WANT DEW-SKI. *BAP*BUHBAPBUHBAP*BUHBAP*BAP*

"There's nothing to do! I have no money and I can't exercise!" - a very bored and rational @kbroox

A storm's a brewin in suburbia flic.kr/p/wh5yoo

A couple friends and I are doing a short (~12mi) high trestle trail ride tonight to check out that crazy bridge. You should join us!

Uber apparently got cheaper in Iowa because I just took a car 12 miles for $16... wut.

I am at a country music club. My mouth is agape.