Microblog

I just realized that I paid more to get my fanny pack tailored than fanny packs actually cost.

Going to the tailor to pick up my fanny pack

Eating bacon popper pizza for breakfast. (I am not even really sure what this means, but it feels good.... man)

"I'll have a glass of olde English" - Nathaniel Thome

Why isn't there some kind of "hand raising" like action to indicate that you want the floor on Google hangouts?

Bring your bicycle to my house in T-8 hours. I'll be out front like... t.co/K7JM1dowpi

You have not gotten a birthday card until you've gotten a birthday card from @kbroox

If you like to ride bikes, you should come to my house tomorrow evening and go on my mini birthday bar and pizza crawl around town!

Lollapalooza 2015 bit.ly/1IhvgjU

What would I do without Apple Calendar? t.co/WoDUWo6I5c

me rn t.co/mitWmbBh0e

Do all of the Illinois road construction crews just suck at their jobs? or wtf is always up with i88?

Questlove just walked in and sat down at this ramen joint I'm at... wut.

A$AP Rocky is playing other people's songs and just yelling AYYY! over them...

Michigan Avenue right now flic.kr/p/vTngsN

SQUAAAAD t.co/1AFqfrlVoa

"You look like Freddy" - literally everyone tonight

Yo, metallica, if you wanna use any of my photos from tonight's show on your next album, just be sure to ask @harper.

"That is honestly the biggest full moon o have ever seen in my entire life" - this girl right here

Just saw a super tough Chicago man on his electric skateboard do a left handed bike turn signal to go into a Starbucks.