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I wrote a big ol blog about why I switched from a Jeep to a Bronco: derek.broox.com...eep-to-a-bronco

Kari is tired of me calling the dumplings, dumps.

Just passed @ChuckGrassley at the airport and he said, “look at that guy’s shirt, heh!”

I just can’t believe how unobtrusive and natural the Apple Vision Pro looks.

What a great way to be fully present with your surroundings.

🤢

Gas Lamp is very fun rn.
Come. Join us.

levante. levante. es el primer de la mes.

Can anyone tell me why Diet Coke is best out of a fountain, and then a can, but terrible out of a plastic bottle? While Diet Dewski is best out of a plastic bottle, and then a can, but terrible out of a fountain?

RED ALERT

MY FAVORITE SLEEVELESS TEES HAVE GONE MISSING!!!

Just dropped the new Bronco off for a full satin PPF wrap and ceramic window tint. Oh yeah baby.

I drove the green on a par 4 tonight. That was pretty cool.

The exciting part of being an adult homeowner is getting to choose between fun/overdo activities like: cleaning, mowing my lawn, staining the cedar on my home, replacing damaged plants, prepping my Jeep for trade-in, touching up paint, wishing I were dead, etc

Is this heaven?

youtu.be/iCR1OmL-8Ys

I really should’ve quit golfing after that hole-in-one last year.

Hey @elonmusk, you ever think about golf?

yay moms!

Trump is holding a rally just down the street from my house tomorrow. Plz advise on how best to participate

Had a 35 yard chip in birdie tonight in boys club golf league. Botched the last 2 holes with mega bogeys. What a game. Very fun.

Foldable phones… Why?

I ordered food from Jimmy John’s about 5 mins ago and then apparently just went on lunchtime autopilot because I just checked the microwave for it…

It was not there.

Got ghosted by a dude that I hired to clean some dead limbs out of our giant pine tree.

Decided to climb the damn thing and do it myself, which was a bit sketchy, but i got it done and felt victorious until I discovered globs of sap all in my hairs. lolcry.