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Welp, flight home got canceled after boarding. One more night in Boston.

There are TOO MANY people at the Boston Pops fireworks.

Almost every person that @kbroox and I have interacted with in New England has commented on our tattoos... and I’ve started to notice that there are hardly any other people with tattoos in this part of the country. Preppy ass weirdos.

This is America.
Don't catch you slippin' now.

Dear @resy, your software sucks shit. Big fat sloppy shit.

Tried to book a car with Hertz on Tuesday, but their website was giving me some nonsensical errors… so I booked a car with another company.

A day later, Hertz sent me a confirmation and charged my card for the failed booking.

I now have 2 cars reserved.
Wat.

I miss retirement

Now, think about your dad! t.co/aYEqMOtifs

I recently had a wild dream that made me wish I had a bomb shelter… and I keep thinking about it.

Is this how people become preppers?

Hobbies include: pacing around the house looking for my slippers, giving up, and then just putting on my other pair of slippers.

I wrote a big ol blog about why I switched from a Jeep to a Bronco: derek.broox.com...eep-to-a-bronco

I wrote a big ol blog about why I switched from a Jeep to a Bronco: derek.broox.com...eep-to-a-bronco

Kari is tired of me calling the dumplings, dumps.

Just passed @ChuckGrassley at the airport and he said, “look at that guy’s shirt, heh!”

I just can’t believe how unobtrusive and natural the Apple Vision Pro looks.

What a great way to be fully present with your surroundings.

🤢

Gas Lamp is very fun rn.
Come. Join us.

levante. levante. es el primer de la mes.

Can anyone tell me why Diet Coke is best out of a fountain, and then a can, but terrible out of a plastic bottle? While Diet Dewski is best out of a plastic bottle, and then a can, but terrible out of a fountain?

RED ALERT

MY FAVORITE SLEEVELESS TEES HAVE GONE MISSING!!!

Just dropped the new Bronco off for a full satin PPF wrap and ceramic window tint. Oh yeah baby.