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Homeownership is dumb

Why have we still not accepted that tactile buttons are easier and safer than touch screens in vehicles?

Well, that was a nice little holiday break. Time to get back to work tho.

I’m weirdly excited for routine and healthier living.

A few stats from 2022: derek.broox.com/in/2022

Spontaneous trip to the Quad cities to ride bikes and drink beers with buds? OK

I dropped my credit card through that little slot next to my e-brake in my Jeep. lolcry.

It’s 40 degrees and everyone’s in shorts and t-shirts. Myself included.

I went to suburbia today and noticed that it had way more hustle and bustle than my chill city neighborhood.

Everything felt backwards. The chaotic life was outside the city while the chill was at home. I almost questioned whether I was in the right place. Gross.

I also wore contacts tonight, ran into many friends, and despite everything else being on brand, no one recognized me 🙃

Y’all should’ve seen how cute @kbroox looked tonight

Yo, why in the shit do SiriusXM hip hop DJs always tell us what time it is on the coasts?

My body is ready.. for the holiday season of gluttony to be over.

Spent all day building a Back to the Future Delorean Lego set and it. was. awesome.

So yeah, Merry Christmas or whatever.

Kari and I are over here doing Christmas and giving each other the exact same gifts, lol.

The temperature is above 0 babayyyyy

I am very excited that the holidays are almost over.

Christmas break starts NOW

Is it supposed to snow today?

I’m at this drag brunch and a drag queen just crammed a dollar down my shirt. Feeling very sexy rn.

I wish I could teleport from this hotel bed to my home bed.