Microblog

This is a collection of 19,768 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.72 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

Woke up early and drove 2 cars to Grimes to drop one off for a windshield replacement… only to find that they deleted our reservation and don’t have our windshield in stock. Great.

The dude in line behind me at the sandwich shop keeps pronouncing turkey breast “turkey breest” and no one knows wtf he wants.

Madison farmers market: many cheeses, breads, syrups, and a woman who dropped her pistol on the street and casually picked it up like it was a cell phone.

I am at an old steak house that has escargot, frog legs, venison, rabbit and walleye on the menu.

I think I’ve been to more states this year than I have in any other year. 13, so far.

Welp, see ya later.

The Ozark National forest is beautiful.

I hate to say it, but Missouri and Arkansas both seem to have quite a bit more to offer than Iowa.

Turned my 2-door Wrangler into a 1-person camper to do some off-roading and dispersed camping in the Ozark National Forest this weekend.

Headin South!

Sometimes you get the opportunity to meet an incredible local family and watch them grow. You may not be close, but you see them at the good events and recognize that they’re beautiful people.

Remember when Elon Musk said that Tesla was gonna build that pinewood derby ass lookin truck with the bulletproof windows?

In high school, one of my buddies showed up to school with super dirty knees, and for a while, everyone called him, “dirty knees.”

I think about this often.

Watering the new sod on my lawn after spending over $30k on foundation repair and concrete and wondering where tf I went wrong in life.

You know that you did well in your first week of golf league when the folks you’re playing with let you know that there’s an award for “most improved player” lol