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Well that was a hilarious Thursday evening.

"broox commented in a few seconds" ... i love future internet forms.

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Watching @kbroox in the middle of a serious emoji conundrum.

this is how i plan on tackling today t.co/ekhDy1Py30

Whew. I was on quite a roll there... Think I better walk away from this computer now that I've reached peak eye-twitch mode.

Weezer, Run the Jewels, and Talib Kweli come to Des Moines while Kari and I go to Boston. Daaaang.

For the first time in as long as I can remember, it looks like I don't owe thousands of dollars to the IRS... I wonder what I did wrong.

SLAMMIN A DEWSH t.co/5ZFWLHtoZC

Where can I find a bottle of dewshine? I need it.

Just took a nice little bike ride to @FiretruckerBrew with @kbroox only to realize that neither of us had wallets... Dummies.

In 2003 I stole this record from a club DJ right after he took it off of his turntable. In 2015, it sucks. t.co/AqbXX9dKtx

One of my favorites t.co/tKC71CEgMO

How'm I spose'ta hijack a juke box when the "play next" button says that I'm 8th in line? How do I pay to literally "play next" @TouchTunes?

WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT t.co/3CGktj4uxi

Ever want to strangle and hug @harper at the same time?

I just got an email that said, "can you please reach out to me at your earliest inconvenience?" ... so I replied. Immediately.

I wish my bike had automatic locks.

DOIN MY JOB

OPENING PULL REQUESTS LIKE ... it's ... my ... job