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I wanna hear @msi cover Rebel Yell.

lol at anyone trying to express road rage in a minivan

When going on a road trip in a truck with no Bluetooth... t.co/YYMYihwQl2

Hardware I love: sonos, hue, smart things. Software I hate: sonos, hue, smart things.

I am sick and tired of not owning a bidet.

This baseball shot clock thing is such a great idea.

Tiffany just sent me a super fancy watch catalog... nice timing.

Man, I could really use a couple more days this week... a 3-7 day weekend would be extremely helpful well.

The consistency of TSA's practices make me feel exceptionally secure. Thanks for all that you do, TSA. #FartNoiseThumbsDown

Letting Fang take our menus away from us before we could order was a great choice... So full of amazing food. So sleepy.

Just barely found a dewski in the coca-cola wasteland that is ORD. *fistpump*

Nothing good happens before 6am

I just wrote on a piece of paper, lol... I was terrible at it.

I just typed `git checkout master` in my browser.

Welp, looks like I'll be hanging out in San Francisco Tuesday!

"I wish stix was open"

MESSENGER DOT COM.

Fryin bacon without a shirt on. #manstuff #OW #THISGREASEISHOT

Thanks, Des Moines, for upping the barrier to becoming or remaining an Uber driver. You dick heads. t.uber.com/DSMCompliance

There is no way this javascript will seem sane in the morning.