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WASABI. COLESLAW.

I miss @ashinthewindy.

Who has good tea in downtown Des Moines?

I am not a smart person

Iowa. Nice.

Kari and I pulled into Iowa for the 1st time in 2 weeks. Threw our shit down... She immediately went to the mall and I went to my buddy's.

I cannot wait to drive cars in Iowa.

Why can't we make jean pockets that last as long as the jeans themselves? ...lookin at you for some innovation, @nudiejeans.

Packing up our Chicago apartment... Short lived, but nice while it lasted.

Just ordered a red wine and coke. Wishing @bs was here.

Alright... One more night of running around Chicago with that @kbroox before heading back to Iowa.

Meetings at @modest t.co/pu4X1icuuN

Just sittin here eating corned beef and cabbage with my formerly vegetarian wife... Still slightly blown away by her sudden change in diet.

*HONK*HONK* "I'M DRIVING IN THE ALLEY!!!" *HONK*HONK*HONK* "OMG, THIS IS INSANE AF" HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK*HONK* - my Chicago neighbors

And now for something completely different! Leaving my work computer at work.

I just had a dream that I landed a job at Riverbend Pizza Place. It was beautiful.

Planning my first trip to Boston and I have no idea what I'm doing... Someone tell me about some cool spots to hang out!

Things that sound awesome right now: salads, waters, chilling at home.

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I am in a strange place