Microblog

Just got an urge to listen to TOOL and then realized that it's impossible to do so without physically buying or pirating an album... wtf.

I love reading twitter bios.

Have you heard? It's almost ultimate pi time.

Completely stuffed off my first home grilled meal of the year... Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.

Would you like access to a restroom? Hahaha. This is Chicago, ya dum dum.

Last night I dreamt about super villains who secretly replaced dozens of bridge columns with ice, which melted... and bridges collapsed.

Dad's in town for the first time in nearly 3 years. Yes!

Des Moines is going to require class D driver's licenses for rideshare services and make safe travel less attainable... Great job, dipshits.

Just watched today's apple keynote and the only word that comes to mind is, "weird"

I should drive into Chicago on Sunday night more often.

So, RAGBRAI is going through Mount Vernon this year... Thinking about hopping on that leg of the ride.

Kari and I just went to get enchiladas as an appetizer for the homemade ribs that are cooking at home... fat butt Saturday.

Wasting money is fun. ish.

Having a lovely dinner with my wife, who keeps reminding me how gross my mustache is.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND UNDER MY BEARD t.co/VWqWTwGJat

Wearin a cowboy hat, blaring dio, and slammin a dewsk with my fresh new cowboy stache.

My favorite part about writing late night code comes in ~8 hours... when my well rested self gets to try to comprehend wtf I was thinking.

Garth Brooks is currently howling along with the air raid sirens in this crazy house music I'm blaring.

"NOTE: Using the browser's back button may cause your session to become invalid. Please do not use the browser's Back button" ... Great job!

"you have a chip in your beard... And I am distracted by it" - kari