Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.66 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

Pantry shelves break. Have excuse to get out power tools and kreg jig. yusssssss.

Hey @SlackHQ, can you integrate better away message support in your products?

Goin out for dinner on a Tuesday night... Kari is wearing her presidential inaugural ball gown... I'm dressed like a cowboy.

Nothing like being woken up to some crazy crash/explosion sound in your house (that you can't find) at 5:45am...

Thanks for the fun times, hmac.

Kari Brooks knows how to host a party.

According to fitbit, i walked 96 flights of stairs hosting that party today... Three story lyfe.

Hey @ericwareheim, did you have any part in RuPaul's, peanut butter video?

This is the first party I've ever had at my house where going to stix was not an option.

Can you imagine how awesome it must be to be a squirrel?

Just decided to buy a car instead of prepare for the holiday party we're hosting this evening. weee!

"You know my gas stink" is one of my favorite lines in hip hop.

five hours of energy starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts NOW

GEICO insurance is a car totaling MACHINE

Garth Brooks sleeps like an asshole

Just opened my first bag of citra hops... game over. Nothing will ever smell as good as this.

iced. green. tea.

Put brand new set of tires on car. Total car 3 days later. hahaha. dammit.