Microblog

This is a collection of 19,880 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.66 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

I did not get very many things done today...

Just soldered some electronics with an Rx Only label on the case... kinda wondering if I voided the prescription.

Remember that time @kwqcnews put a full scan of my drivers license on their Facebook page to promote a news article? Fun times.

Things I distinctly had to turn back for while leaving for work today: shirt, jacket, headphones, glasses, keys, burritos... #airheadlyfe

I wish animated gif tattoos were a thing.

Where can I find a gold plated toilet seat?

Pretty sure I just turned a 7 block walk into a 42 block walk by using skywalks... Downtown Des Moines is a weird place.

Smashin on bananas until this leg cramp goes away... It's not working but it tastes awesome.

Oh cool. A bit of rain comes in right in time for broomball... This should be interesting.

The price point on the sonos connect makes me so mad.

My wife is really, really good at pointing out the ex-cheerleaders in clubs.

We need more DJ eight tens in Des Moines.

Currently stuffing faces with sushis. Akebono's new menu is so goooood.

Just mowed my lawn. December.

Accidentally fall asleep early on a Friday night ... wake up at 4 something AM to hack on timezone stuffs. I am a sick person, ha.

I would love to see NOFX live again.... like a dozen or so more times.

"Hey pimp daddy, help me out with a dollar, man, shit!" - almost worked on me, hahaha.