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i like that lil uzi vert song where he's like, daaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuummmmmmmm

Since going back to work and sitting at a desk, all of my health metrics are trending poorly… weird how that works.

Who’s ready to cyber?

Iowa football + post thanksgiving homebrewing starts NOW

Sleepin on the top bunk. Oh yeah baby.

Tell your mom thanks

Why do webcam makers think that they need to put mics on their hardware? We don’t want them.

I am completely helpless against the draw of cold pizza that exists in my fridge

Kanye’s Facts song is a lot funnier now

I think the only things that I’ve had longer than my Twitter account are my marriage and broox.com

My fav slack command is: /slackfont Wingdings

Blue tortilla chips are better than all other tortilla chips.

If you ever visit Asia as an American sized American, don’t just think you can buy all the cool shirts you see.

Them shits all wind up wearing like midriffs on these bods.

My dog just woke up, went to the window, saw the season’s first snow and barked at it

First order of business at new company, find the #cars channel on slack.

It’s new job day!

Football is so dumb, lol

You ever find yourself in a situation with family where you can’t decide whether you want to slap them or hug them?

Free boi is dead.
Workin boi winter is coming.

derek.broox.com...free-boi-summer

I’ve been slackin on yoga…

I’m gonna do some yoga.