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"I gotta get some toms" says the dude in front of me wearing camo crocs.

Where should I eat lunch in Vegas?

Earlier today I walked my mom down the aisle of the Graceland Wedding Chapel in Vegas with Elvis Presley. lol.

Current status. #nofilter flickr.com/phot...ox/14972153299/

Where dat dewsk? Who got dat dewsk?

VEGAS

ORD just sent the jet in front of us up in to this storm to check it out and report back if it's safe for everyone else to take off. lol.

Oh just hanging out on a runway waiting for these derechos to roll through.

ORD ✈ LAS

This dude has a shirt on that says: 2015. Making history.

Just had lunch with Goch in downtown Chicago... The high school buddy I apparently only hang out with in random big cities.

Seein about getting this put on a big fat gold chain. flickr.com/phot...ox/14960664648/

I wish Des Moines had tacos like Chicago had tacos.

My wife just called and said that a box of hops from a random Mr Alex Santiago showed up on our porch. flickr.com/phot...ox/14956663678/

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DEWSKI WITH A SODA STREAM? HOLY SHIT

Sitting in a movie theater, drinking a beer and eating some dang quesadillas with the @wearemodest team.

Every day I am thrilled about dewski.

Express yourself.

Being back in my hotel room before 10pm while visiting Chicago feels a bit blasphemous.

Fact: in the 90s, my dad was featured in a calendar called Studs n Stallions.